– It´s going to be rather big, it said.
But did I listen? Of course not.
Turns out the voice was wrong anyway. The hat wasn´t big.
It was massive.
Even if my head is on the small side – and my ability to think seems to be in correlation to the size of my brain, there is no doubt about it. This hat would be too big for most people
But maybe one could wear this instead of a burka if one was of the burka-wearing kind?
And it works much better than an anti-age cream. No wrinkles to be seen anywhere.
But enough of the bad jokes.
This hat has now been ripped and I have started again. Luckily I love the combination of the colours – brown and green/blue – so I am not feeling too miserable.
And the pattern of happy little hounds really cheer me up!